There are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie.
Shows that need to be on netflix:
- Sister Sister
- Fresh Prince of Bel Air
- Thats so Raven
- My Wife and Kids
- The Proud Family
- Class of 3000
- The Parkers
Follow my tumblr not your dreams.
"Why are you awake at three in the morning?" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning.
Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.
do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song
I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.